That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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