You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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