You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
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A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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