I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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