We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
