We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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