the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
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I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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