Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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