What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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