love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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