Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
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I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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