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the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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