Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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