Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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