She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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