I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
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And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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