Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
That accounts for only three of the penises
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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