Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
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I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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