Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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