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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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