Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
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I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
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Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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