i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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