Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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