Nicole vs. Life
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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