Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Randomize
