i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
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do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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