just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
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I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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