ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
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Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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