it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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