Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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