The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
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They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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