She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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