i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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