i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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