you guys were way drunker than both of me
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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