Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
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With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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