yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
There r osticjed everywhere
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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