do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
a search helicopter?!
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Is Oprah even human
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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