I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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