I don't think brook has ever known best
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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