So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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