I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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