What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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