I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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