i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I wish i was in the wii world.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I could fuck to npr.
i now understand why vodka
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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