too bad you live with your parents still
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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