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Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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