Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I puked a lego.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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