I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
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Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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