yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
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I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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