i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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