Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
3 2 1 whiskey
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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