Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
This is the prime rib incident all over again
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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