Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
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You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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