Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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