well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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