Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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